That weird tag

Kiran, I'm obedient, though rather late with my assignment. The tag, twenty two questions that will apparently let men figure out women. I have my doubts. But anyway, here goes:

1. How do you feel after a one-night stand?
No idea.
2.Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
No idea.
3. Does it hurt?
What's it?
4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
I guess so- I'm answering these dumb questions so I must be nuts.
5. Does size really matter?
When I'm buying clothes and shoes it certainly does.
6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
Always.
7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
Speedy is my middle name, didn't you know?
8. Do you watch porn, too?
What do you mean by 'too'?
9. Will something from Tiffany's solve everything?
What's everything?
10. Are guys as big a mystery to you as you are to us?
No way.
11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?
Because I am.
12. Why are you always late?
Never am.
13. Does it bother you when we scratch?
Where?
14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?
Better things to wish for.
15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?
No idea. Do they?
16. How often do you think about sex?
Never collated data on this.
17. What do you think about women who sleep with guys on their first date?
Their business, not mine.
18. Would you?
Would I what?
19. Do you realise every guy wants a girl just like his mom?
Really?
20. Why does every woman think she can change him?
She can, mostly.
21. Does it matter what car I drive?
To you or to me? Drive what you like.
22. Do you ever fart?
Do you really want to know?

Everyone seems to have done this already. If anyone feels like doing it, you're tagged!